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My best dating moment is when I asked a girl out and she said sure then asked what I wanted to do. I replied, "Never expected you to say yes."

Ok, so maybe I would like this more if it said that people who treat you like shit get offended when you cut them out of your life. I don't treat people ...

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This is me. I've given so many people so many chances. But once I'm done. I'm done. I don't care if we said we've made up.

Yep I'd say you're pretty drunk if it gets to this point... lol xD

Mean people don't bother me. Mean people who disguise themselves as nice people bother me. So, be nice and be real. Don't be fake.

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Oh my gosh yes. Messy hair, clothes, lack of shower.

yeah it's pretty major!

And I almost always don't actually think what I just thought. Like I see something and I'm like I love it then some mean voice says a mean thing in my ...

Trust Quotes : QUOTATION - Image : As the quote says - Description Coffee, got my shit together.

I say this every week-one day it's going to happen!

Keep underestimating me. I am going to love seeing the look on your face after

“Say what you mean, but don't say it mean.” —Andrea Wachter, marriage counselor. “

I can't figure out if I should categorize this as wisdom or funny!

Yeah why can't Netflix and chill mean NETFLIX and CHILL. CHILL as in. Netflix And ChillIt's FunnyFunny ...

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Actions speak louder than words! So freaking accurate. (Well, trust issues, yes).

Yes!! Totally!

lmfao so true.

One time my eng teacher done this to me, so I said "As this is part of my rights as a human, yes I can." And then got out

Funny

this says it all ;p ...except...I'm

Another De Part Mental meeting with the Scrambled Egg Chix of Mariden's English department

Even though its says cheer i'm pinning it to gymnastics...and

Lol so true! "You never told me that!" Um, yeah, I did.

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The Humor Train I need these but yes I am small, no I'm no legally a little person, yes I do smell farts first it's frustrating, do you have a step stool?

Some girls: "I hangout with guys, there's less drama." Me: "I hangout by myself. There's no drama and I don't have to wear pants.

20 Intelligent Jokes Most People Won't Get Straight Away. #16 Is Gold.

#wattpad #adventure Aphmau: listen, i know you don't remember me but Aphmau's not my real name Lucinda: ok? Aphmau: its athena. Yes.

@alwaysraineh I FOUND IT THE ONE YOU TEXTED ME THAT YOU GOT FROM JARED it's still so great I love it

Yes this is for you Taylor! Them words didn't even come out my

Someone posted a whisper in the group Really random thoughts, which reads "I have major respect for the people who can disagree and explain why with someone ...

Not really sure how someone who literally eats the flesh of a tortured animal could even begin to get offended because I choose to not eat it?

It's hilarious!

I assure you I am not flirting; I am establishing dominance.

Tell me again how you post political daggers but aren't registered to VOTE!

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There's always a truth behind "just kidding". A little emotion behind "I don't care". A little pain behind "it's ok". A little I need you behind "leave me ...

I don't need you.

She won't because in her eyes it's all my ...

Parts of this sounds encouraging and, maybe I'm a child, but enjoyable

Water Cup Rage Comic, it's how sad how stupid people can be

I gave a homeless guy $20. My friends said he was just going to use

This literally happened to me

Yep and it's so sad but funny as shit all at the same time. Poor thing!

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Please excuse the language, this is a pretty awesome story, whether it's true or not. Also he offered to buy her a book. That has to be the best pick up ...

It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled ...

Im replacing the cold soul part with waiting for goosebumps to leave so i can shave my legs, and then yes point on ME!!!!:-)

Yeah, I remember my English teacher explaining that Shakespeare's works were dark comedies.

I carry around my son's pancreas. (I got what I thought was

Mom says "duct tape fixes everything, so you have a plan" lol lol

I'm pretty sure it's because kissanime is riddled with computer viruses. Yeah it's great for watching anime but it also ruined my computer to the point of ...

I give 0 fuks lol

My boyfriend's mom curves girls for him. When she sees a girl trying to flirt

That moment when you're nearly finished with your makeup and the mascara wand hits your cheek. Your entire life is now ruined. (Or sneeze with wet mascara ...

lol yea, i fell for it... .but its funny!

I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I

Lo the reat of this text was cut off it said ya but she just went

Do you ever meet someone and think they're not that attractive, but then

SO FUNNY! Blonde joke///yes it's a funny joke but NO blondes are not dumb(obviously some are but this is true of all hair colors)

This made me laugh....yeah yeah I know, it isn't the nicest thing, but it's funny!!!

I don't know why I thought this was so hilarious. Maybe because its true. It says Inhale Exhale.

It's my driving song for a reason!

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To parents children are everything

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Normally, whistling isn't doing anything wrong. If they say or do anything inappropriate, then its time to take actual action

How true...saw this and loved it.

People always say they are "personal friends" with the doctor!

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Grinds my gears

YES I HATE SOUNDED SO NEEDY

I'm in a wheelchair and I love people's faces after they walk out of

Road rage, you say?

Funny My Mom Says Im Special T-Shirt for Sons and Daughters son tshirt,

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

if I posted screen shots you'd see all the shit he says about YOU and realize the true situation LMAO , cause yeah I told him you stalk me and he said ...

Wow, I honestly thought I was the only one. There's a guy at work who says hi to me everyday and the other day I literally rehearsed my hi back to him ...

U ain't got shit on US lmfao it's sad u believe ur own delusions . Maybe u should upgrade and put an addition on ur box I mean home

GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY TOLD ME "yah it's ok it's not as good as it was before plus Sherlock annoys me. His gay friend is alright though.

Can everyone please stop using the word "bae"? It's a stupid, annoying word. Plus, it means 'poop' in Danish, so.

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I feel like saying this the next time someone asks my kids

Having a good sense of humor makes you more enjoyable to be around. You might also do better at work (as long as you don't go overboard).

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It's a Diabetes THING! For my courageous daughter.

It's a link to all the different reviews for a 5 lb bag of Haribo gummy bears. They are ALL so funny.

that awkward moment when you realise you treat guys you like and guys you hate the exact same way.

and you know you said it the exact way

Sometimes I freak out and then think it's me we're talking about here, I have nothing to worry about🌟

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : As the quote says – Description Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy.

I don't want to be your bf anymore.

Dysautonomia Awareness Tee Shirt: "It's an invisible disease . until you're passed out on the floor" STORY OF MY LIFE LOL

Yeah, slytherins are bad. The founder was basically a racist who wanted his descendent to massacre people. That's a GREAT house to be in! < < < They are ...

Funny.